Thursday, February 10, 2011

Post Four: Dear Sumerians

To whom it may concern:

I'm just going to come right out and say it. Fertile Creasant is a total has been. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but its true. But dont worry, you can fix this depressing issue! For only a small fee, i am willing to tell you all about the amazing Zambezi River, which not only is the fourth largest African river, but it also has spectacular waterfalls, that can be used to your advantage. Located in the up and coming Zambia, this body of water flows an astonishing 2574 kilometers, and empties into the Indian Ocean. Forget the Ferile Creasant, the Zambezi can offer waterfront views, lush vegetation and many many more valuable features. See for yourself.


Conveintly located in a total of six countries. So feel free to stop by and check it out anytime. But hurry, because this peice of real estate genius wont be avaliable for long!

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